$NATION is a country. It has no land. It has no capital. It has 1,000,000,000 citizens — one for each token in the total supply. The constitution is a contract address. The flag is red and green and the green parts win. Liberty, charts, and the pursuit of green candles.
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all wallets are created equal, that they are endowed by the chain with certain unalienable tokens, and that among these are liquidity, supply, and the pursuit of green candles.
Citizenship is automatic upon acquisition of one (1) $NATION token. There is no test. There is no fee. There is, however, a contract address.
The right of the people to hold and bear bags shall not be infringed. Diamond hands are a constitutional matter. We will defend them in any court of law or chart.
Without representation, OR with it. 0/0. There are no taxes in $NATION. There are no representatives either. We agreed to keep things simple.
Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of meme. Citizens may shitpost the chart at any hour. The First Amendment now covers green candles.
Liquidity locked. Mint terminated. The founder cannot be charged with treason because the contract has, by design, removed his keys. Self-binding republic.
Once a citizen, always a citizen. The chain remembers. The block does not blink. The republic does not sleep. The republic also does not sell.
$NATION did not raise. $NATION did not seed. $NATION did not pre-mint. $NATION simply appeared, fully formed, on-chain, with a flag, an anthem (TBD), and a citizenship form (already filled out for you, by the time you reached this page).
"WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT,
THAT ALL CANDLES ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL.
THE GREEN ONES WIN."
You are now, by virtue of reading this paragraph, a citizen-eligible subject of $NATION. To complete enrollment, acquire one (1) token. You will receive a citizenship NFT in the next available block. (The NFT does not exist. The pride does.)
The official portrait. The founding cover. The rally where the republic was first declared (in front of a crowd that immediately began chanting the contract address).
The rally was scheduled to last 90 minutes. It lasted 47 seconds. The founder walked on stage, raised an index finger, said the contract address out loud, and walked off. The republic was ratified before he reached the steps.
By the time the press could write the question, the chart had answered it. The crowd, sensing this, did not ask any further questions. The flag was raised over the podium by an aide. The aide is now Secretary of Liquidity.
The transcript of the rally has been preserved on-chain. It is 21 characters long. It is the contract address.
The Great Seal of Trump Nation depicts an eagle, a circular gold border, and a centred coat-of-arms reading T·N. It was designed in 22 minutes by an aide who was, at the time, also designing the flag. Both passed congress unanimously. (Congress is, technically, one person. The vote was still unanimous.)
The seal appears on every official document, every state announcement, and the token logo. It will eventually appear on a coin (the coin is the token).
Use freely. Print posters. Hang in your wallet. Citizenship grants full reproduction rights to every image in this archive. The republic wants its iconography in circulation.
Token deployed. Liquidity locked. Mint terminated. Constitution committed to the chain. Flag raised. Anthem TBD. The first citizens enrol within minutes.
Other tokens are formally introduced to $NATION via the diplomatic protocol of "wen list." We respond to none of them. They list us anyway.
The citizenship rolls grow exponentially. Every group chat becomes an embassy. Every Twitter post becomes a press release. The republic does not sleep.
A central memetics agency is established (it is, in practice, the group chat). Output is industrial. Quality control is non-existent. Reach is total.
The bear, having failed to enrol as a citizen, is escorted from the republic. He files a complaint with the United Nations. The United Nations does not return his calls.
The republic enters its golden age. Every wallet glows faintly. Every chart goes up. Every founder is, by definition, the founder of $NATION. The constitution holds. Forever.
renounced my citizenship in three different countries this morning so I could be a full-time citizen of $NATION. my wife is upset. my chart is not.
my dad asked what I do for a living and I said "I am the founder of a country" and he asked which country and I sent him the contract address. he has not replied. he is, however, holding.
just stood up at a wedding and declared myself ambassador of $NATION to the bride's family. they did not vote me down. they did not vote me up. the republic stands.
my therapist asked what gives me a sense of belonging and I sent her the $NATION chart. she has not replied. she has, however, opened a phantom wallet. the republic continues to expand.
Pre-rendered, official-seal grade. Every asset below is approved for reproduction by the Office of National Memetics. Drop in. Walk away. The republic handles the rest.
token-500.png as the static icon.token-100.png as profile (still — no GIFs).token-600x200.png as the banner.https://trumpnation.dad. Add X / TG. Done.hero.jpg — 1600×900 hero portrait with stripes + canton.portrait-1.jpg — official presidential portrait.portrait-2.jpg — AMERICA magazine cover.newspaper.jpg — The Nation front page.rally.jpg — founding rally panel.seal.jpg — the Great Seal poster.patriot-1..8.jpg.